Thursday, October 29, 2009

I'd have some Chinese children.

I just took 3 personality tests. I know, right? Narcissist. Or insecure. Or both. But I mean, who really knows themselves? I've never looked in the mirror and thought "Yep, that's me." It's usually "Wow, small nose" or "big eyes" or "have my bangs always looked like that?" and that's just appearance. Personality is that much more abstract. Just like I need someone to tell me if my hair looks ok, I need someone else to tell me the nature of my soul. But maybe you're still hung up on the number 3. excessive, you're thinking. Maybe. But let me explain. The results of my first test were disappointing. "Blue". Boring. Yes I could have paid $29.95 for a 20 page analysis, but it would mean living on the street next month. So I moved on to the Big 5. Which told me I'm generally very anxious. They're full of crap. (It may have mentioned something about defensive). So finally, the Meyers Brigg test. EFNP! "Champions". Extovert, Feeling, Intuitive, Perceiving. Only 2-3% of the population. Just like Phil Donahue.

6 comments:

  1. i am a primary yellow (like 70%) with a secondary blue (like 28%) and the other 2% are those other dumb ones. i am a high strung and emotional fun person.

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  2. you can't go wrong with meyers briggs. i figure if they're using that test to determine if people are going to be admitted to hospitals, jails, or be administered some type of drug...it better be some kind of true.

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  3. ps. this is martha on my brother's name apparently.

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  4. I am an INFJ. That is the exact opposite.

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  5. Extovert, Feeling, Intuitive, Perceiving IS AS, Extovert, Feeling, Intuitive, Perceiving, DOES

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