Edward Cullens. Not McCullen. I'm obviously a huge fan.
New Hampshire's license plate reads: "Live Free or Die." Sounds like a threat.What If I want to live oppressed? Am I not free to do so? Must I die if I choose not to live free? And isn't that not very free?
Snuggies are on sale at Smiths.
Sometimes I walk into the library restroom and the lights are off. Confusing. But then I look over and see someone sleeping on the couch. K really? Of all the places to take a nap?
Cullen...no s....and I am quite certain that there is an equal protection claim to be made against BYU for providing girl's bathrooms with couches and not doing anything to upgrade the boy's bathroom amenities
ReplyDeleteWhen boys have breasts to feed babies they'll get couches
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am guilty but not proud that I have taken a nap in a less frequented bathroom.
ReplyDeletepretty sure that live free or die has to be the title of some obscure rock album too.
ReplyDeletemeg. I had this EXACT SAME THOUGHT today in the library bathroom on the 5th floor. I was like, "why are you in here? why do you WILLINGLY listen to people pee? what is the matter with you? it smells in here? there are couches ALL AROUND CAMPUS! why don't you use one of those?"
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were they the red/blue snuggies or the sexy animal print ones?
ReplyDeleteI totally caught the McCullen typo, and then I thought, "No, Meg wouldn't get the wrong name. Oh, I get it, she did it on purpose to be funny like combining Ed Cullen with Ed McMahon or something like that. Ahhh, Meg; she's such a genius." And then you make the correction and so now I just feel like an idiot. Sometimes I think too much, and sometimes not enough. Anyway . . .
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