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To celebrate our two years of weddedness, we bowled. Not because we're ironic hipsters, but because we legitimately enjoy bowling.
The Longmont alley is everything you would both hope and expect it to be. It smelled strongly of stale hot dogs and was all but empty save for a few seriously suspicous characters.
Stephen's a pretty consistent bowler, and I actually kept up the first round. But it wasn't long before I had to switch to the six-pound child's ball just to avoid throwing gutterballs. #upperbodystrengthfail. So yeah, Stephen won, blah blah blah, and I eventually sort of gave up and just focused on figuring out what exposure works best in flourescent light.

Ivy makes a great cheerleader.

For our romantic dinner I made this:

I probably should have plated this better.

I found the beef broccoli recipe HERE. So tasty. Yeah, I had to buy a few wacky ingredients, but I'll for sure make this dish again because what else am I going to with oyster sauce? Not use it as an air freshener I can tell you that. #thestuffreeks.

#heightdiscrepancy #tryspellingdiscrepancywithoulookingitup

Four score and seven years minus four score and five years

Today marks two years of marriage for Stephen and I. I should write about my feelings of love and appreciation, but instead I spent way too much time creating the following artistice representation of our life these past 730 days.

Yep.

I guess it's healthier than arguing

I owe Stephen approximately $315,863,724 from every time I've said "I'll pay you a thousand dollars to take the dog outside" or "twenty dollars if you change Ivy's diaper".
Good thing this blog is so lucrative, am I right, my 51 followers?

california raisins

3 years ago today Stephen and I went skiing for our first real date.

2 years ago Stephen and I went skiing and he proposed.

And now this V-day we're skiing the slopes of parenthood. Yikes. That was really rough. Forgive me.

Her face reflects how most of us feel when wearing an accessory for the first time. Is it too much? Am I trying too hard? I've assured her that while yes, sometimes headbands are overpowering, this one is the perfect size to add a subtle, feminine touch to her ensemble. 

Happy Valentine's Day, lovers.