Wednesday, October 21, 2009

What's up, Brooklyn?

Sometimes people ask me why I'm not married. Which is weird. I usually respond with "I don't know." This is a lie. I do know.
I'm not married because today, for the third week in a row, I forgot that Wednesday is garbage day and rolled our cans into the street only after I heard the truck drive by. The cans will remain on the street until next Wednesday.
I'm not married because today I got hungry and drove to my family's home and ate left-over spaghetti. I also stole three cans of diet coke. (Yeah that was me).
I'm not married because it's 1:58 pm and I'm under the covers writing a blog and youtubing Lil' Wayne. "I'm a gangsta Miss Katie"
I'm not married because the only thing I've successfully cooked in 3 months is muddy buddies.
And finally, I'm not married because I'm ok with all of this. Maybe that's bad.

8 comments:

  1. i'm not married because half of my closest confidants are felines.

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  2. I still remember the first time someone asked me that... didn't really know what to do with it... maybe I'll make a list like this too. could come in handy.

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  3. i still dr. peppers from my parents house on a daily basis.

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  4. But Meg, you're pretty!!! I just don't understand what's wrong with those boys!!!

    (That's one of my favorites... when people are confused why pretty girls aren't married. As far as I'm concerned, pretty=marriageable, right?)

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  5. Don't get married. In the words of Jon's grandpa. Even better: don't have kids, get dogs. And then get ride of the dogs.

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  6. your blog makes me laugh. so random. so honest. so brilliant. i'm not married because i fell in love with a jew who wanted to be a rabbi while i was living in provo surrounded by good mormon boys. how did i manage that one? oh, and i love netflix and sundance too much.

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  7. meg hehe i love you, this made me laugh so hard. my mom still buys me clothes from laura ashley, i think that's why i'm not married :D

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