Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Lessons learned during yesterday's metro adventures

1. You can not necessarily tell if someone is crazy based solely on appearance. Take the woman with what may seem to be a normal outfit and normal hair. You would assume that when you ask her for directions that she will give you directions. But instead she will insist on touching your baby's feet and squealing.
2. The exception to the lesson listed above is the man pushing a shopping cart full of religious pamphlets who babbles to himself and topples over while standing still. That guy is crazy.
3. It's best to avoid being confined in an elevator with baby-feet-toucher and pamphlet pusher.
4. When it turns out that, despite your best efforts, you are in the elevator with both baby-feet-toucher and pamphlet pusher, all you can do is avoid eye contact and pray.

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