Monday, April 2, 2012

Dr. Ivy Answers

Stephen in Colorado asks,
Dr. Ivy- I'd like to know if you think a preemptive strike is ever justified?

Dr. Ivy says,
"In very extreme circumstances, yes. Like when I wake up in the morning, I cry. Not necessarily because I'm hungry or because I need a diaper change, but because I know that I will soon be hungry or need a diaper change. It's best to let the authorities know of your dissatisfaction as soon as possible. Like when I worked in that factory and I knew that they were going to lower our wages. I led a protest against the Venezuelan government to demand higher pay for a day's work. After rallying a group of 15,000 workers, Chavez finally gave in, and instead of the foretold wage decrease, we all earned double what we made before. Justified? I would say so!"

Dr. Ivy

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1 comment:

Don't be shy.