Tuesday, April 17, 2012

always in a tux

You know when you go to the zoo and you feel so bad for all those animals that look so sad, sitting in their cages, longing for the wild? Have you ever felt that sympathy for penguins? Me neither. You know why? Because penguins always seem to be having the time of their lives. They're totally thrilled to be confined to various pools and faux ice landscapes, free of arctic predators and tasked only with entertaining onlookers. And entertain they do. Have you ever seen a penguin and not laughed? If I ever threw parties, I would invite penguins because SERIOUSLY what would liven a shindig quicker than a crew of waddling, squaking, formal-wear wearing birds? Plus I bet they tell hilarious jokes.


  1. They do tell hilarious jokes

  2. Okay, I just found your blog through your Bachelor posts (which I have shared with everyone, which everyone loves and cries from laughter from), and now have just been having fun the past few hours reading your blog. I love it so much. Also, I finally decided to comment on this, the penguins post, because I have had the exact same thoughts! Penguins are my favorite and you're totally right. Also, if you haven't seen this (but I'm assuming you have), you should watch it. It is pure joy! http://www.nbcnews.com/video/nbc-news/53862873#57101157


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