dig this grave, darling

I woke up at the crack of dawn (9:00) because I have to submit a bio. My own bio. Written in 3rd person. Uh huh. I'm having a hard time coming up with much. "Meg Morley enjoys a stiff diet coke on the rocks." "Meg Morley almost beat the first Mario world last week." "Meg Morley breaks into a sweat when asked about her future plans." "Meg Morley backwards is Gem Yelrom, which she wishes was acceptable to demand of other people to call her, because come on. Gem Yelrom." "Meg Morley, when given the choice between accomplishing a real task or writing a blog, will, without exception, write a blog." "Meg Morley spent a significant amount of time watching this over her winter break.""Meg Morley rarely makes it through an entire movie without having to use the restroom at least once, and wonders if it's more mental than physiological, but problematic regardless. She would stop drinking so much water but fears dehydration, a condition widely underestimated in today's medical community, and if ignored long enough inevitably leads to death." I think I like that last one.