Thursday, January 14, 2010

Congregate in groups of four


I was curious. I watched the Bachelor. I laughed.
And then I wondered....how would I fare?
25 girls have about an hour to make an impression on the perma-grinned Jake. So introductions are crucial and often go something like this:
"Hi, I'm Kiki, I'm a fitness model and I can't wait to snuggle up close to you."
Or, "Hey there Big Boy, I'm Cindy and I brought you this puka shell necklace because it's hott, just like me."
Or even, "Jake I just know that we're going to get married." Really. One of them said that.
If I were to meet Jake, I'd have to say, "Um, hi. I'm Meg. I have a blog. And I don't want you to touch me until at least the third date. k bye."
Rose or no rose?

4 comments:

  1. i was vacuumed in by week 2's episodes with kristi last night. i watched the season premiere (yes, both parts) at work today.



    never before have i been so corrupted by such good friends.

    you two are awful influences.

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  2. ROSE! ROSE! ROSE! ROSE! GOOOOOOO MEG!

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  3. hott puka shell necklace hahaha <3

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