Tuesday, July 12, 2011

filed this report

I walked into the restroom and nearly walked right into the man holding the cell phone. I stared at him. He stared at me. I think we were both thinking, "Dude. You're in the wrong bathroom." I started to doubt myself. Maybe I had walked into the Men's room. It wouldn't be the first time. But then I remembered checking the sign. I was right. He was wrong. And after a few more seconds of staring he said, "This is the women's room, isn't it." "It is," I replied. He scurried off, and I felt proud. Proud that for once it wasn't me that embarrassed myself and everyone within twenty miles. Glad that other people have Meg moments in their lives.

I'm 11.5 weeks pregnant and I constantly look like I just finished eating a large burrito.


  1. I don't know if your baby will be a girl or a boy, and I know these things are highly personal, but please can Large Burrito be your baby's womb name? LB for short.

  2. Large Burrito is better than what we've been calling the Fetus so far (we've been calling it Fetus).


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