Thursday, February 24, 2011


We recently watched a film adaptation of Oscar Wilde's "The Picture of Dorian Gray", in which a man sells his soul in order to keep his stunning beauty through the ages.  I woke up with a zit the size of Jupiter on my face. Oh, how I long for my face 3 days ago when I was zitless. What do you think I could sell?

Martha Stewart and I are on good terms again. I was avoiding her for a while. She was just asking too much of me. She demanded I get salt from a kosher deli, chocolate from Le Chocolafancypants, butter freshly churned from my own cow, blah blah blah. But I know people really can change, so I gave her another shot over the weekend with a caramel cake. I'm happy to announce that we're picking things back up again, starting where we left off. Cause that cake was delicious. And I didn't have to buy any ingredients that I couldn't pronounce.

I don't feel great about turning 25. I might buy a motorcycle to deal with it. Or ridiculous shoes.


  1. I forgot your birthday is in February, too! Hope you have a great day :)

  2. i didn't think that turning 25 would be as hard as it was. the night before i had a little tearful breakdown and everything, but it ended up being a really great day. i don't know what it was all about but the rest of the year has been okay so far. don't worry.

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  4. buy the motorcycle, meg. you'll buy the shoes anyway ;)

  5. @Emily: Thanks!
    @Hannah: I cried last night.
    @Mildred: You're right.


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