Tuesday, March 1, 2011

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Dear Emily,
You don't have to do this. Yes, you're on national television. Yes, it feels good to win. Yes, Brad is freakishly handsome. But honey, you're too good for him. You deserve someone who understands proper sentence construction and the difference between a good and bad hat. Also someone who hasn't spent the night in a treehouse with two other girls in the same week. You are a doll, Brad is a dweeb. Do yourself a favor and run away. There a other, brighter, fish in the sea.
Love,
Meg

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Dear Ollie,
It is not ok to chew on socks, the couch, underwear, chairs, the table, chipping paint, hands, noses or chins. It is not appropriate to wake up at 5:30 and insist on playing. You are not making any friends by barking at every pedestrian. 
Love,
Meg  

Dear Anne,
Go back to your princess diaries and stay there.
-Meg


Dear James,
Never change.
LOVE,
Meg




4 comments:

  1. Isn't the Bachelor maybe a little too handsome? I feel like there is a normal range of good looking and he is an outlier. That makes me uncomfortable.

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  2. Yeah he's sort of space creature handsome. Unearthly.

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  3. It's good to know that he'll defend us from himself.

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