Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Our Parents of the Year Award is in the mail

Dear Parents,
A baseball game? Really? You honestly thought it would be a good idea to wake me from a nap, take me outside in 150 degree weather with 3,000 percent humidity, and surround me with smelly people screaming like banshees for three hours? Way to think that one through, guys.
Also, it was super classy of you to change my diaper on your lap and give me a hot dog wrapper to play with. And speaking of hot dogs, I know you ate two, mom. Oink much?



1 comment:

  1. Oh my gosh, that's funny! A hot dog wrapper to play with? LOL :D


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