Friday, April 8, 2011

buddy

Today I have once again proved to myself that I will someday make a really horrible mother. For breakfast I had two diet cokes and a bag of peanut M&Ms. I haven't stepped foot in a grocery store in over two weeks.

You know how a lot of homes have cross-stitched niceties framed and hung on the walls? Stuff like "Home is where the heart is." Well wouldn't it be awesome if someone cross-stitched sayings such as "I know you are but what am I?" Or "Your momma's so fat...". They would be cross-stitched with pink embroidary floss with a little flower border. Awesome, right?

Last night I bought some popcorn at the movie theater and it cost $5.74. The cashier gave me a quarter. Obviously, that's a penny discrepancy. So here's what I'm thinking. This young man is pocketing one penny for every transaction (a la Office Space). He's probably made a solid two dollars so far.

Good news:

And it only took 3 years! Sad.
Posted by Meg at 10:42 AM

6 comments:

  1. hannerApril 8, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    did you create that graphic using facebook graffiti?

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  2. MegApril 8, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    I wish.
    Microsoft Paint.

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  3. sky machinesApril 8, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    I saw a website with cross-stitches like that once. It would be really cool if I could find it now but I can't. Also your blog hits could eat my blog hits for breakfast, and it wouldn't even be as filling as peanut M&Ms.

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  4. MegApril 8, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    I'll trade my hits for living in France and teaching hilarious kids.

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  5. AnonymousApril 8, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    http://www.etsy.com/people/steotch?ref=ls_profile

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  6. MegApril 9, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    I guess it is awesome, not would be awesome.

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