Last night I woke up to the sound of a child crying. A child crying in our parking lot. And then it screeched. And then it hissed. And then I realized it wasn't a child. It was cats. Really loud cats. Cats that were either killing each other (which wouldn't be the worst thing) or making new cats (which would be the worst thing). I wasn't sure whether to cry, throw rocks, or laugh, so I laughed. That woke Stephen up. And in a dazed voice he said "Stupid Soviet cats."
In other news, we broke 30,000 hits. So I made us a cake.
This happened to me a few years ago. I woke up and told my parents "did you hear the babies crying outside last night?"
ReplyDeleteEveryone made fun of me for not knowing it was cats. I feel less like a fool having read this post. Thank you.