Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Sexy Sadie

Facebook has decided to act as my conscience. It's killing me with its suggestions. "People you may know"... you're right. I do know that person (how did you know that you freakish gypsy machine), and yes, i've neglected to add them as my facebook friend. I guess it's time to get over that fight we had in the third grade. Also, "You haven't talked on facebook in a while", with the thumbnail of a Latvian underneath. FB is telling me as gently as possible "You are a horrible returned missionary. Don't you know how important it is to keep in touch with these precious souls? Did you even read the white handbook? How do you live with yourself?". And my favorite facebook suggestion ever: "People you may know: Meg Morley. Add as a friend". Somehow FB knewI was being hard on myself that day and it was time to remember what's really important. Because if I can't be friends with myself, all is lost.


  1. aaaaugh SERIOUSLY. "make facebook better for so-and-so by writing on his wall."

  2. Oh my freaking gosh. Perfect. You write perfectly.

  3. Facebook has it in for returned missionaries. The worst is when it "[name of convert] is 30% active. Write on his wall!"


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