It's her party, so...

This morning Ivy cried and handed back the fresh bottle I had just presented her. It was the wrong temperature.
Ivy cried when I changed her diaper.
Ivy cried when I changed her clothes.
Ivy cried when she pressed the home button on the ipad and unintentionally exited her Elmo app.
Ivy cried when I threw away the crumbled oatmeal cookie she left on the bed.
Ivy cried when I gave her a small piece of  nectarine to try.
Ivy cried when she dropped the nectarine on the ground.
Ivy cried when I gave her a new slice of nectarine.
Ivy cried because she liked the nectarine and wanted more.
Ivy cried when  I  took away the plate of nectarine chunks after she had stopped eating and started throwing.
Ivy stopped crying for a minute when she caught her reflection in the mirror.
Ivy started crying again when I wouldn't let her have my Diet Coke with a straw.
Ivy cried when I put a straw in her sippy cup.
Ivy cried after she removed the straw from the sippy cup and insisted that I put it back in.
Ivy cried after she removed the straw from the sippy cup and insisted that I put it back in.
Ivy cried after she removed the straw from the sippy cup and insisted that I put it back in.
Ivy cried after she removed the straw from the sippy cup and insisted that I put it back in.
Ivy cried after she removed the straw from the sippy cup and insisted that I put it back in.
Ivy cried after she drank all the water from the sippy cup.
Ivy cried when I changed her diaper again.
Ivy cried when I wouldn't let her close my laptop.
Ivy cried when I opened my laptop she somehow successfully closed.
Ivy cried when I put her down for a nap.
Ivy's asleep now.
I'm bored.