Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Dear Beyonce,

Really?

 

First you name your baby Ivy.
Then you dye your hair blond and cut it short.
What's next?
Are you going to ditch Hova for a tall, skinny, vaguely Jewish looking white guy?
Maybe you'll buy a schnauzer and name him Ollie?
Start driving a 2009 Honda Civic?
Move to a Colorado suburb?
Grow your right leg a  little longer  than your left so it swings when you walk?
Develop a Diet Coke addiction?

Get your own  life.
Regards,
Meg

8 comments:

  1. http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ac9981d12eb8da39a4ff3388e661f00/tumblr_mnnzp4PHF11r0gx20o1_500.gif

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  2. Your telling her to get her own life yet your questioning what she does with it... meg plz shut up u sound and look stupid. Get your own life lonely meg.
    -Lamont

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    1. Hey there, Lamont. Thanks for the constructive criticism! I feel like this might not be the blog for you. This, like many of posts, is a joke. I'm well aware that Beyonce has no idea who I am, let alone tries to imitate me in anyway. If anything, I try and imitate her. Hope that clears it up.

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  3. I love you, Beyonce--I mean, MEG. Seriously, why are you so pretty?

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    1. Don't worry, people get us confused all the time. And thanks. You're incredibly sweet.

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