First you name your baby Ivy.
Then you dye your hair blond and cut it short.
What's next?
Are you going to ditch Hova for a tall, skinny, vaguely Jewish looking white guy?
Maybe you'll buy a schnauzer and name him Ollie?
Start driving a 2009 Honda Civic?
Move to a Colorado suburb?
Grow your right leg a little longer than your left so it swings when you walk?
Develop a Diet Coke addiction?
Get your own life.
Regards,
Meg
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ReplyDeleteYour telling her to get her own life yet your questioning what she does with it... meg plz shut up u sound and look stupid. Get your own life lonely meg.
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Hey there, Lamont. Thanks for the constructive criticism! I feel like this might not be the blog for you. This, like many of posts, is a joke. I'm well aware that Beyonce has no idea who I am, let alone tries to imitate me in anyway. If anything, I try and imitate her. Hope that clears it up.
DeleteI love you, Beyonce--I mean, MEG. Seriously, why are you so pretty?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, people get us confused all the time. And thanks. You're incredibly sweet.
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