Wednesday, August 14, 2013

A conversation with a customer

"My friend called and was all like 'I think O'Reilly's dead' and I was all 'Oh my gosh' and I was there and he wouldn't touch it so I was holding that cat and I said, 'Dude, this tiger is dead,' and so we put him in the back  of my explorer and I told him I know a guy who can cremate him and do some really cool things with him and so he said okay. I went out and bought a pack and now I have to fly and I really hate flying. I can do all these things with cats but I can't fly, you know?"


Don't be shy.