and a wheelbarrow

I just watched a woman eat a piece of cake and drink a slimfast.

I've been waking up early as of late. Highly out of character. Oddly, I've found it ridiculously productive in the wee hours of the morn. The downside: it's now 12:45 and I'm lethargic. So in this pseudo-siesta I've done some exploring on the world wide web and I stumbled upon my blog, the blog of an earlier era. Ok, guys, here's the thing- I used to be much funnier. I also seemed to live a much more exciting life. And have a better vocabulary. Really.
http://blogs.myspace.com/megaley