Ah...really Frank?

I caught a fish. On a boat. Hook, line and sinker (cliche possibly missused). Fine. You want the truth? Someone else bated the hook (killing worms is sadder than you might think), directed my cast and helped reel it in. But heck, I'm claiming it as my catch because maybe I just really need that right now ok? Lay off.
I'm typing not in firefox which means spellcheck is off and I feel very uneasy. Spell check is to me as a bow is to a violin. Absolutely necessary. So let's keep it short.