Wednesday, June 29, 2011

you float like a feather

Our GPS, who we've named Madge, is losing patience with us. We try really hard to follow her directions, but sometimes we mess up (allegory much?). When we make a wrong turn I swear the volume increases and in a curt tone she says, "Recalculating," then in complete exasperation she sighs, "When possible, make a legal U-turn." I'm just waiting for the day when Madge says, "You're hopeless, buy a map." Or maybe if she gets really annoyed, "Drive into oncoming traffic you incompetent fools."


  1. Hahaha this made me Lol, for real! You are so funny Meg! Congratulations on your baby by the way!


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