I'll play a song and you dance

I feel like I aged 40 years in 2010. Maybe it's marriage. Maybe it's working full time. Maybe it's a scientific phenomenon. Whatever the case, it's worrisome. I have the following proof of my condition.
-I used to look outside, see snow, and think "Wow. That's magical." Now I think "Dagnabbit."
-I've grumbled "Damn cats" at least once a week for the past 40 weeks.
-I fell asleep at 10:30 on New Years Eve.
-I actually said "Just wait til you work in the real world" to someone.
-I eat a lot of soup.
-I've started buying tums.
-I love petsmart.com. I know that's not an old person thing, but it's still weird.

I need a potion.

Also, new review.