Friday, March 12, 2010

This is not all that dog's dream

I keep almost sneezing. Which is good for my coworkers, but kind of disappointing. Over and over my expectations are left unmet as my face crinkles, my nose twitches and my mouth opens slightly, only to experience a passing tickle. But when I do sneeze it's epic. It thunders. It actually sounds like "achoo." And afterward I feel like I've lost five pounds in my head.

1 comment:

  1. Oh, and what a relief it is when you finally let it all out. And yuck, 5 pounds?! ;) Where do you get your titles from? Is it like some inside joke? However you get them, they amuse me. Hope things are going well with the wedding plans!

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