Wednesday, December 16, 2009

I have no idea what you are talking about

Thank you, good people at Excedrin, for making the individual Excedrin packages impossible to open. Because every time I find my head splitting, my eyes watering, and my lunch ready to exit my body in a violent manner, there is nothing I want more than to focus really hard on a tiny piece of plastic, seemingly indestructible and therefore unopenable. Really. Such a delight.

2 comments:

  1. yes, thank you, good people at excedrin.
    ah, meg, you always make me laugh. thank you.

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  2. p.s. I totally "shared" this post because it is the most incredible thing I've read in at least a week. including marx, kant, nietzsche, sorel, and hegel.

    which is all I've read the last two days.

    ugh

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