Apollo, appollo

"She's a calendar baby fo sho!" said the man in the star-shaped sunglasses selling water on Constitution Avenue.

I don't know what a calendar baby is. Does it mean Ivy was born during the calendar year? That's accurate. She was. Does it mean she belongs on a calendar? That would suggest Ivy resembles a puppy or a fireman. While both are adorable in their own right, neither seems a fitting or flattering description of my infant daughter. Does it mean water-selling dude was nuttier than pistachios? Probably.

I did google "baby calendar" and found this:

I think that's a buffalo skull on the third Friday. So that's fun.