Congrats on the big news!
As a fellow second-time gestationer, I thought I'd offer some tips I've learned so far this pregnancy. You're welcome.
* There is no shame in eating half a bag of Cheetos in one sitting. For breakfast.
*Anyone who says you won't feel as sick during your second pregnancy is a dirty liar. You might have the authority to have them burned at the stake. Look into it.
*Old Navy maternity leggings are frequently marked down to half price so watch those online sales. What's that? Top designers send you entire wardrobes specifically tailored to your growing bump? K. Never mind.
*Be prepared to look seven months pregnant at 18 weeks. Maybe give those top designers some warning.
*Your firstborn will never complain about watching too many movies or eating french fries for lunch. Remember that in your can't deal moments.
*Some brands of prune juice are superior to others. Call me if you need recommendations.
*Ease up on the internet. Once you get that plus sign on p-test, it will seem as though every acquaintance on Facebook is sharing a link to a blog post about that baby that was born with that terrible disease that one in every 8 million babies has. Do not read these posts, unless you want to spend a month or more obsessing over the possibility of the exact same condition striking your fetus until you've convinced yourself it's an eventuality. Also, avoid pregnancy forums unless you've already lost all faith in humanity.
* You will have moments when you realize that your offspring will double in the next year and that you will likely never make it out of the house again. You will find yourself paralyzed with anxiety and fear. This is normal. Go to Target and buy some eyeshadow or something to distract from the crippling sense of impending doom. It could be your last chance.
*You will have other moments when you pull out the baby clothes you saved from round one and you will cry with excitement at the thought of having another tiny, squishy human to put that completely unnecessary newborn three piece suit on. Embrace these moments.
Best of luck these next 40 weeks. Don't hesitate to call if you want to swap maternity tops or something.
-Meg
I hope the superior prune juice is Sunsweet. My dad is the CEO.
ReplyDelete!!! It totally is! I never new I was friends with a prune heiress.
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