-Because I turned 23, Hannah decided I needed companionship and bought me a hermit crab. I've named him Carl. Carl's not too big on people. Any attempts at eye contact, and he's back in his shell. I thought maybe Carl needed a friend. However, I was told that a friend, after returning from a vacation, found her once 2 hermit crabs to be 1 hermit crab and a half-eaten hermit crab. And though crustacean cannibalism would probably sell tickets, I think PETA already has their eye on me (The death of Steve, hermit crab #1, may or may not have been due to negligence).
-Because I turned 23, Stephen decided I needed to write stuff and bought me a moleskin notebook. Not more that 2 days later, the moleskin notebook showed up on Stuff White People Like. I'm white. I like it. So sue me.
-Tonight I lost my car key. And that was delightful in comparison to the "applefries" I tried at Burger King. The King's Kingdom does not reach the land of produce as it turns out, and all healthy menu options should be done away with immediately.
-I might be sick of Mexican food. Grab your coat, we're going ice-skating on Hell.
-Lists lack style.
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